We all know that kids cost a fortune – so you'll be shocked to learn that there's something you can do with them that's completely free. – yes, free – children's entertainer in the hall on some Sundays see notice board for details. We've had Punch & Judy, balloon artists, magicians, you name it! So, with their entertainment sorted out, you can treat yourself – maybe to a little tipple at the bar and perhaps a packet of crisps. Go on, splash out, live a little.
"Can we stop smiling now, Daddy?"
Club member Matt Wilkie says: